Louis

Louis: Mom, I almost kicked this kids butt at the gym daycare.
Me: Why Louis, you should never kick kids butts.
Louis: Because he was choking Cole trying to get his toy away from him.
Me: Okay, if someone is choking Cole, you have full permission to kick his butt.
Louis: Nope, I think I will just defeat him with martial arts.

Seriously, where does he come up with this stuff??