Why?

Why do the people who "regularly" shop at Good Earth look like they haven't showered in a week?

Why do these same people always smell like a combination of sweat and mayonnaise?

Why did I almost cry in "overwhelm"-ment at the thought of picking fabric colors for a quilt?

Why am I making a quilt?

Why is it that people don't call when they're going to miss a hair appointment? Please call. It makes me want to shave the side of your hair off.

Why so I still wear uncomfortable shoes to work?

Why do I LOVE not working Saturdays so much?

Why do I think of all of these random questions to ask myself??

I'm kind of like a three year old.

Why, why, why?

But, I think they are legitimate questions.

Especially the "good earth" shopper ones.

People. You can shower and be healthy. I know, it's a hard concept. But, it does work and it isn't wasteful to be clean. I swear. I checked. What makes Birkenstocks environmentally friendly, healthy or vegan? Is it something I should know?